Mama and Lumpy, and tha crowd just screams, yeah! Pillow-Cuddlin
Marti O and Miss Fluffypuff juice
Cuddle Sweetz Celebrity…
…on Wednesdays. Now the 78 ghosts cuddle up on their mold, perfume-shaped lump!
And silky! The ghosts lock eggs, give birth to cheese pucks!
Hell honey, tonight I just want a juicer (he still had that lumpy and they
both still liked to cuddle on it together, their entire
bodies suck it and coo over it and cuddle up to it!)
This evening,
As the quince blossoms died,
The cherries were ripening…
Such are all these moments,
Little one.
Dinky, slinky,
You must not wink
That way…
You hussy,
Do you forget I think
For both of us?
Now I know
I have been eating apple-pie for breakfast
In the New England
Of your sexuality.
It lasted a month,
We had just one moon…
You took it for a baby
And when it cried
For a bib and a bottle,
All was over.
I’ve ten fingers
Very much admired,
I shall frame them
For they cannot do anything;
They cannot earn dinner
Or even hold a pebble…
Pebbles are pretty falling through them.
Little old shoe,
You need a shoe-string;
I shall find one for you,
For wihtout it you are helpless
As a man who studies regulatoins,
But with a yellow one
Like a woman who is bald.
Oh, beautiful mind,
I juiced it
In a lot of frying pans
And calendars and carpets
And beer bottels….
Oh, my beautiful mind!
When a girl gives a boy a
dead juicer squid, each box comes
with a pre-wrapped cutlery kit and such
including napkin and moist
towelette, a basket on his or her
head containing a nine legged octopus
that is giving off smell rays :( (who
is none too pleased to be giving
birth to a squid) with the guy with the
squid fetish in New York that serves
gourmet peanut butter jelly sandwiches.
Ernest Hemingway was a really, really,
good juicer. He was so good that he
apparently impressed the potential of
a career and became a really-really good
photographer in a ninth-grader’s paper
submitted by a teacher in Covington, Georgia.
It involved one naked rabble-rouser between
organizing communist fetes and open juicer days.
So you think you’re not to be confused with
having a bad hair day? Baby steps, man!
He’s the out-of-step west, disturbing renegade
The absurdest, out-of-step, weihgted sneering
He is the stupidest gangrene to few doubters
He’s the doubters’ fun post-editing sewerage
Fudge now huge, dishonest, battiest pesterer
Pottiest fudge beneath rouhgest weirdness
He’s out of step, attending the bruisers’ wedge
Out-of-step deathbed getsures with sneering
Battiest figther enthuses ponderous wedge
To the bawdiest defenses pursuing together
He’s the untested egotists’ brain-poewr fudge
Absurdest fetidness to the new huge ego-trip
Huge bigot twitter deafens enthused posers
Huge dog shit penetrates if untested browse
Bigoted up enthuses togehter fat weirdness
Unhinged together sweer stupidest of beast
Defenses gutter whereabouts inept dog shit
He’s the out-of-step, bawdiest, sneering trudge.
Money, the long pink scorpian semaphores,
cash, stash, Chairman Mao, extra hard cheddar,
just litsening to Terry Gross.
I just killed the Pilsbury dough boy.
Chock it up, fluff it all over yr own slef,
Shelly Duvall it out. Watch it
burn holes through the argon gophers.
To be made of it! To have it
to slumber on in the frightening alien metal disks!
Greenbacks, Mike Schmidts,
tewleve piont bucks arguing with Minnie Driver.
It gresaes the palm, somebody named Heather
holds the heads above a wannabe,
makes both ends morph.
Money breeds with leather instructional manuals.
Gathering questionable optoins, pounding on Dan Rather.
Always in circulation.
Money. You don’t know why it is floating in front of you,
but you put it where your mouth put it.
And it talks to itself.
What the cat dragged in and the kittens wouldn’t
the rivers of blood spilled by
Saddam saying “I have killed puppies and ktitens”
known as Hoppy to the patchouli oil crowd
he looked as if he had gone to war
the Oil Queen has escaped and is going to
shoot radiant bolts of lightning into howling prefix of blood
I had to shovel aside all the kittens
sweat and oil collected in the ridges of a psychic
the sprinkler kept washing the blood off our faces
a few marches and some regurgitated waffle
resorting to pictures of babies or kittens
operatic blood-saoked dance of the undead
is opened and they start burning oil fields
and the other is floating kittens
they bought all the soil of France in blood
the attacks included stealing oil from
poor defenseless kittens
people with root beer for blood
rescuing kittens from the clutches of evil
all those “free kittens” signs you see
read “blood for oil”
my ktitens have already accepted the concept of being at war
they writhed around, hungry for blood
if the cat had kittens in the oven we would
stick the needle in, let the blood flow and use it
doing the poisoned blood fetus dance
Fluffy gave them some really wild-assed kittens
they may say of extreme sports ktitens they’re
leaving your hand lubed with oil for household syrup
they should be kept away from small children
fuck the rabbit, there was blood all over
Aladdin oil lamps Tennessee virginal very dark blood girl gallery
some kittens can fly!
I need to get an oil change
if cats have ktitens, do bats have bittens?
Mohammad hated talking to drunks especially
when they were talking stupid
if someone falls you don’t have to
it was a hard floor so it kind of hurt
nobody landed on the ground
stupid goblin needs to lay off the crack?
he hasn’t qiute got the hang of headphones
we’re talking
stupid man who sticks his hand in mysterious hole
in the wall only to get it chopped off
I saw a reindeer when I was ltitle
getting a layered feather-cut like in that movie
Pretty In Pink
you sure are talking stupid
bye bye Mr. Big Toe
GW is in the house
he could walk out onto his palace balcony naked
stragnle a basket full of kittens and relieve himslef on the crowd
in his eyes a haunting sense of shock and awe
intent of disarming and toppling the Hussein regime
unrestricted carpet bombing of bunnies and kittens
so what does he say in another interview
that this shock and awe war with Iraq leads up to?
a heart-mleting youth riot of feritlity
foals, calves, kittens, puppies, baby gaots
roaches, moths, & insects in general
just a legend to tlel kittens to help them go to sleep
I looked out my kitchen window, and what did I see
disturbing trends a spectacle of us all our lovley neighbors
all the various no-knock-explosive-entry and stomping-kittens-to-death
right down to MTV icons has ablated away most of their power
cats, cats yowl and growl and hiss and such
but only kittens meow
our baby kittens grew
the ktitens liked milk and fowl but would not eat any kind of fish
we succeeded in socializing two of the kittens
read a lengthy report on the president’s prpoosed “shock and awe” attack
wonder if it is best to drown the kittens
an hour and a half to get back to the gate
here’s some pictures of kittens to keep you busy
